Reports from the accident site are confused and varied. Nobody seems to know whether Grand Admiral Bradley is dead or alive. And nobody knows, either, if the derailment was an accident, or whether it was sabotage ( Read more... )

I'm afraid that, with my wife remaining at home in Bellcius, I lack a Plus One for the upcoming banquet! Are there any fine, eligible ladies (young or otherwise) who would be willing to tolerate this doddering old man for an evening?